A GLOSSARY O' TOWNSHIP TALK

Well now, you lookin' to get some sense outta these here township tales? Don't let the lingo throw ya off! This here glossary'll break down them copyright faster than a possum snatchin' a pecan. First up, we got "fixin' Online Dictionary of Township Lingo to", which means gonna do somethin', like "I'm fixin' to make me some grits." Then there's "ri